Always throw your clubs ahead of you. That way you don't have to waste energy going back to pick them up.

The mind messes up more shots than the body.

He [Bill Clinton] told me that he caddied in the same group with me in the Hot Springs Open. That's why I voted for him, becasue he was a caddie.

I know you can be fined for throwing a club, but I want to know if you can get fined for throwing a caddie?

There is no better game in the world when you are in good company, and no worse game when you are in bad company.

In golf, driving is a game of free-swinging muscle control, while putting is something like performing eye surgery and using a bread knife for a scalpel.

Actually I was more of a breaker than a thrower - most of them putters. I broke so many of those that I probably became the world's foremost authority on how to putt without a putter.

I've thrown or broken a few clubs in my day. In fact, I guess at one time or another I probably held distance records for every club in the bag.

The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise.

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.

I wonder who is going to finish second.

Democracy's fatal flaw: There are more dumb people than smart people. Welcome to the new Dark Ages!

I never realized before this the emotional power of some really simple, corny tropes: people with top hats, people with batons, confetti going off, how important it is to smile.

The clearest explanation for the failure of any marriage is that the two people are incompatible; that is, that one is male and the other female.

U.K. companies are in very international and very competitive markets. If you look at PC penetration in the U.K., it is very similar to the United States market.

It's going to be Perry, it's going to be Romney...It's sort of a battle for the soul of the Republican Party - and they have no soul, but the space where a soul would be.

Sometimes the ATP puts a lot of pressure on the players and sometimes you get injured because you play on a dangerous surface. Nothing happens, no one pays for that.

I was into Metallica when they first started, like when Kill Em All came out.

Go, little booke! go, my little tragedie!

It's just the way things are. And you can't dwell on what might have been. You have to look at what is.

I went camping and borrowed a circus tent by mistake. I didn't notice until I got it set up. People complained because they couldn't see the lake.