Always trust your fellow man. And always cut the cards. Always trust God. And always build your house on high ground. Always love thy neighbor. And always pick a good neighborhood to live in.

Ignorance and power and pride are a deadly mixture, you know.

And sure, I know if you eat this way you'll die. So? If you don't eat this way you're still going to die. Why not die happy?

About winning and losing: It isn't important, what really counts is how you play the game. About playing the game: PLAY TO WIN!

As one old gentleman put it, " Son, I don't care if you're stark nekkid and wear a bone in your nose. If you kin fiddle, you're all right with me. It's the music we make that counts.

The gift was not large as money goes, and my need was not great, but the spirit of the gift is beyond price and leaves me blessed and in debt.

Everything I need to know... I learned in kindergarten.

Until you have experienced raccoons mating underneath your bedroom at three in the morning, you have missed one of life's sensational moments.

Don't Believe Everything You Think!

Carry the flame of love and light to everyone you meet.

Acting with confidence, but inside lacking certainty, I'd told her I could.

The Bible is worth all the other books which have ever been printed.

The out-of-date returns in due course as the picturesque.

I have a lot of Japanese friends: I grew up in Vancouver, and there's this huge Japanese population over there.

Make me, dear Lord, polite and kind, To everyone, I pray. And may I ask you how you find Yourself, dear Lord, today?

When we got into office, the thing that surprised me most was to find that things were just as bad as we'd been saying they were.

Modesty is the key to success

The great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together. And great things are not something accidental, but must certainly be willed.

Don't boo people! Don't boo! Be more specific! Like, 'WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?! I HATE THAT! I HATE IT!'