Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

Every day I wake up determined to deliver a better life for the people all across America that have been ignored, neglected and abandoned.

When you turn an election into a three-ring circus, there’s always a chance that the dancing bear will win.

Common sense tells us that the things of the earth exist only a little, and that true reality is only in dreams.

Want a reliable road to emotional and spiritual suicide? Spend your life trying to fit in.

And the poem, I think, is only your voice speaking.

I'd like to do a romantic comedy.

I stayed in show business to pay for my animal business.

My problem is I'm a man of no convictions - at least, I think I am.

Working people have alot of bad habits, but the worst of these is work.

God is without visible form, yet in the heart, God is revealed.

Are not all things which have opposites generated out of their opposites?