Am I a boy or a lady, I don't know which?

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

Traveling leaves you speechless, then turns you into a storyteller

At this point in my career I'm not concerned about the money, it's about winning. Nothing else even matters.

The process of filmmaking is very musical, you get into the rhythm and the rhythmics of how someone is, especially with Woody Allen who is very much into body language and body movement.

Hard to guess what people see in each other, fortunately for the continued existence of the human race.

Teachers need to integrate technology seamlessly into the curriculum instead of viewing it as an add-on, an afterthought, or an event.

I always saw songwriting as the top of the heap. No matter what else you were going to do creatively... writing songs was king.

Just don't hold back. Don't be afraid to make mistakes and stuff.

I do have my concerns for mankind as a species. Way I see it, humans are in transition. Accelerating at f**king light speed into some new insanity, and no one really knows how it's going to turn out.

Do your best and then relax. Let things go on in a natural way, rather than force them.

Shirt collars are very important to me. Putting a very soft shirt collar with a formal suit doesn't work for me at all.