Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

Manifestation is a process by which we transform seemingly unrealizable imaginations to reality.

Throw a blanket over it!

If I ask you to think about something, you can decide not to. But if I make you feel something? Now I have your attention.

And the Prince stared at her like a man out of his wits.

We need women friends, women who challenge us.

The more we give to others, the more we are increased.

We need to repeal and replace Dodd-Frank act. We need to make America fair again for all businesses, but especially those being run by small business owners.

When I go out, I hope to leave the worst of myself at home.

I think playing music is one of my great joys in life.

Also, schools share some responsibility and should offer helpful orientations that include general information about such recruitment efforts on their campuses.