Am I not a fearsome enemy?" "You frighten me primally.

Monty Python is like catnip for nerds. Once you get them started quoting it, they are constitutionally incapable of feeling depressed.

Silly dark elves. Earth is for Druids.

They never predict anything fun," Granuaile answered. "Just once I'd like to hear a prophet tell someone, 'Thou shalt win a bitchin' Camaro on a game show.

Now go and stake some vamps. Especially the sparkly emo ones.

When in doubt, blame the dark elves.

He will spit you and roast you with rosemary, and we will all sample your flesh tonight. Tomorrow you will be shat out into the snow. Your diplomacy is bold and edgy, sir.

People used to say obvious things ironically or as a form of understatement, but in the last few decades they seem to say it with a sense of discovery, and it worries me.

Wisdom eludes me yet, but foolishness I captured long ago and to this day it is my constant companion, though many people consider me wise.

I hoped you would consider it seriously instead of laughing at it.' 'Mr. Chamkanni said much the same thing in bed the first night home from the hospital

She didn't go all fangirl on anyone, but I suspect that's only because none of them bore the slightest resemblance to Nathan Fillion.

Love is the language of the soul when it is not colored by emotion, ego, or attachment.

I'm not a saint. I'm not an angel. I'm a human being.

In baseball, I was a pitcher, which I hated because there was no action there.

Going to Mars would evolve humankind into a two-planet species.

They have written volumes out of which a couplet of verse, a period in prose, may cling to the rock of ages, as a shell that survives a deluge.

A nurse is to maintain the air within the room as fresh as the air without, without lowering the temperature.

Death was not the opposite of life. It was already here, within my being, it had always been here, and no struggle would permit me to forget that.

Among human beings, a cat is merely a cat; among cats, a cat is a prowling shadow in a jungle.

Oh its real, its damn real

We feed it [Resistance] with power by our fear of it. Master that fear and we conquer Resistance.