Am I on your walk of shame? You did sleep with the right MacGregor, didn’t you?

Ya were going to turn me into a rat? Had I known that I wouldn’t have tried to turn ya into a snake.

Do not pay attention to my cousins. Every family needs a couple idiots and we keep them around for entertainment.

A stóirín, ya are a handful of trouble, but I kind of like it.

He kissed the corner of her lips before whispering by her ear, “And that was just my hand, love.

He’s not wearing…” Charlotte began.“I know. He doesn’t, ” Lydia answered.

There's nothing sweet about me, love, " he said.

If Scotsmen don't wear anything under their kilts and they ride a horse, do you think they chafe their manbits?

My energies have been drained.Masturbating too much will do that.

Emotions like these didn't happen to regular, everyday people. They couldn't or else the entire world would be fornicating all the time.

For your next act, please don't pull any rabbits out of my... well, hat."....He licked playfully at her mouth. "And ya can't call my manhood 'rabbit'.

What are we doing to each other? Because I know that I am doing to him exactly what he is doing to me. We are sometimes so happy, and never in our lives have we known more unhappiness.

I hope I’m the ghost that belongs to her.

More violence does not necessarily equate with greater religious conviction.

We must dare and dare again and go on daring.

Laughter is the most inexpensive and most effective wonder drug. Laughter is a universal medicine.

I’m afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is.

I don't like to hear someone put down dixieland. Those people who say there's no music but bop are just stupid; it shows how much they don't know.

People might find me attractive, but it's also my job to prove that I can be intelligent.

Justice can span years. Retribution is not subject to a calendar.

Remember that the stock market is manic-depressive.