Am I supposed to be a man? Am I supposed to say, 'It's okay, I don't mind, I don't mind'? Well, I mind! I mind big time! And you know what the worst part is? I never learned to read!

Led Zeppelin didn't write tunes that everybody liked, they left that to the Bee Gees.

If you label me, you negate me?

Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries!

And you know what the worst part is? I never learned to read!

I thought I had mono for a year...Turns out I was just really bored.

I've had plenty of jo-jobs. Nothing I'd call a career. Let me put it this way. I have an extensive collection of name tags and hair nets.

If I were to lock you up in a dungeon, I guarantee you would not be bored.

Some are in tune with the swanky, but not in tune with themselves. Their desire has become the desire of the others ('''Buying now. Dying later''')

If poetry escapes my mouth then it shall seek comfort in your heart. Will you keep it safe?

The novel is the highest example of subtle interrelatedness that man has discovered.

I used to believe I was going to live forever. And then you suddenly become aware that you're not.

Love taught me that your honour did but jest.

The problem with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, but with absolutely no talent.

No one can be trusted who isn't thrilled with himself at least now and then.

I don't miss my prayers and I don't miss my yoga. Those things are important to me.

Local politics matters a lot.