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Am I the Irish comedian with half a finger? No, I'm the Irish comedian with nine and a half fingers.


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We spend our lives on the run: we get up by the clock, eat and sleep by the clock, get up again, go to work - and then we retire. And what do they give us? A bloody clock.



Goodnight, thank you, and may your God go with you.

Goodnight, thank you, and may your God go with you.



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A good storyteller never lets the facts get in the way.



My church accepts all denominations - fivers, tenners, twenties.

My church accepts all denominations - fivers, tenners, twenties.



I don't go out of my way to be outrageous, I just go out of my way to look at things.

I don't go out of my way to be outrageous, I just go out of my way to look at things.



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I sure do miss that woman. Smart. Funny. Sweet. She never gave me a moment's trouble." "Gosh, I'm sorry about that. I knew it was boring between you two, but not that bad.



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