Amarillio, just turn to the left and 500 yards down

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

Garlic bread - it's the future, I've tasted it.

There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your hand or head is stuck in something.

You ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks. I swear now, you never get used to that.

You never know where to look when eating a banana.

One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

I'm not homophobic. I'm not scared of my house.

Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?

Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

It's not the substance of what you make known to me that's beautiful

You're the way, you are the light. Let's go to illuminate the world.

break all the rules and you'll do just fine

You're beautiful, like a May fly.

Dance was always part of my life because I was a dancer and my mother was a dancer, and I love the theater.

I don't know what's wrong with my television set. I was getting C-Span and the Home Shopping Network on the same station. I actually bought a congressman.

Holding you, I held everything.

Let me tell you how it will be. There's one for you, nineteen for me. Cause I'm the taxman.

Lenny Kravitz is one of my favorite musical artists.

Any Latin dance, whether it be salsa, cha cha, samba, etc., is very sexy for me to see a woman do. Using your hips is the key.