Ambition is the last refuge of the failure.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

After a long time in laboratories, psychologists have discovered the holy grail of a happy marriage: I applied it and it didn't work

I killed the Google Alert I used to have on myself two years ago. I don’t need any more information about myself. I get more than enough of that just by being me.

I personally think Prague is more romantic than Paris. If you have a girlfriend, take her there.

I'm not a matchmaker. I'm a horrible matchmaker. I always try. I'm not very good.

It seems no more than right that men should seize time by the forelock, for the rude old fellow, sooner or later, pulls all their hair out.

We are the Captains of Spaceship Earth...we have the capacity to overcome our limits.

There's a fine line between thinking about somebody and thinking about not thinking about somebody, but I have the patience and the self-control to walk that line for hours - days, if I have to.

When a rap song glorifies violence, death and sadness and loss is inflicted because of the violence.

War is now a form of TV entertainment, and what made the First World War so particularly entertaining were two American inventions, barbed wire and the machine gun.

I'll bring my tax returns; you bring yours. I'll meet you anytime anywhere.