America doesn't have an abortion problem - it has an unwanted pregnancy problem, and an abortion symptom.

If you don't want your tax dollars to help the poor, then stop saying that you want a country based on Christian values. Because you don't!

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out.

Only in America can you be Pro-Death Penalty, Pro-War, Pro-Unmanned Drone Bombs, Pro-Nuclear Weapons, Pro-Guns, Pro-Torture, Pro-Land Mines, AND still call yourself 'Pro-Life.'

The greatest threat to America is not foreign terrorists, its domestic morons.

Obama is not a brown-skinned anti-war socialist who gives away free healthcare. You're thinking of Jesus.

Loving the Second Amendment while opposing the NRA is every bit as natural as loving Jesus while opposing Westboro Baptist Church.

Jesus never called the poor 'lazy,' fought for tax cuts for the wealthiest Nazarenes or asked a leper for a copay.

People get God and religion confused. I think God is a bit too hip to join any of his unauthorized fan clubs.

My mother was an ex-nun, and my father was a Franciscan brother, so I grew up believing in Jesus the way anyone would believe in Mom's first husband.

Impeach President Reagan retroactively for agreeing with Obama on the assault weapons ban.

If you don't behave as you believe, you will end by believing as you behave.

The wide awake man seizes opportunities or makes them, and thus those who are widest awake usually come to the front.

I head a bitterness that hadn't been there before. Something was changing inside him. He'd had enough of following the rules.

Give more, don't expect not to be repaid. Give more thanks for what you haven’t expected but received!

Mistakes are part of the game. It's how well you recover from them, that's the mark of a great player.

Beauty and fear make uneasy companions

I've been a Goodwill Ambassador for the UNICEF and the UNICEF family for more than twelve years

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body.

Dream the impossible dream.

I'd like to cause a little riot in skating.