America guarantees equal opportunity, not equal outcome.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

True freedom comes from continuous self-development.

No Scripture comes from any Supreme Creator.

Myrnin was heading for Kim when she picked up a crossbow lying on a table nearby and shot him pointblank in the

The true Christian's nostril is to be continually attentive to the inner cesspool.

So many people want me to hate him and destroy him, but I don't want to. I want him to be happy. He's not a bad person.

I am very passionate about non-toxic food and beauty and home.

I'm vomiting days before I start shooting a new movie.

But I know somebody who has a bedside urinal. How do I compete with that?

Apple makes beautiful products. I own a Mac Pro, a Mac Book, a Mac Mini, an iPad, an iPhone, pretty much the entire collection.

I'll play as long as I'm still willing to work this much, to do all these sacrifices