America is in such trouble.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

But my world fell apart, and all they could do, the whole universe, was to silently move on.

Life has no guarantees, but my life has no meaning if you're not in it.

Science rules!

The outside world doesn't have a lot to offer. You have to make your own heaven in your own home.

A program designed for inputs from people is usually stressed beyond breaking point by computer-generated inputs.

I'm a latecomer to popular TV. This is rather new to me, being in a sitcom. It's been an ambition of mine.

The birch is used only out of bad temper and weakness, for the birch is a servile punishment which degrades the soul even when it corrects, if indeed it corrects, for its usual effect is to harden.

I began to exercise a lot of cinematic muscle with the precepts I had learned in the New York art world. Film was intriguing. I began to think of art as elitist, whereas film was not.

I was always trying to win the world, but somewhere I lost you.

Some claims deserve ridicule, and anything less falsely elevates them.