America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Whatever you see you gotta keep a sense of humor

If we do not voluntarily bring population growth under control in the next one or two decades, the nature will do it for us in the most brutal way, whether we like it or not.

Why even moon a sorority girl if they can't see the swingy egg bag part of it?

Whatever you love more than God is your idol.

Scientists are doing an awful lot of damage to the world in the name of helping it. I don't mind attacking my own fraternity because I am ashamed of it.

We've got to fool the fools, and plan the plans. We must rule the rules, got to stand the stands.

By stealthily teaching dependence, photography can turn out to be dangerous.

Now watch what you say or they'll be calling you radical, liberal, fanatical, criminal.

The cross [is] the ultimate statement of God's involvement in the world on this side of heaven.