American capitalism has helped finance the communist take over of the world. Somebody is going to answer to God for this.

Is the NAFTA a stepping stone toward the New World Order? Absolutely!

If evolution is true, you could not know that it’s true because your brain is nothing but chemicals. Think about that.

No, monkeys are still having babies, why don't they have another human today?

Of course the Devil is laughing at folks for believing it [Big Bang, etc.]. But hey, it works, it sends 'em to Hell, so he'll use it.

Hovind said he was entering a not guilty plea 'under duress'.

[Evolution Theory] is the motivating factor for guys like Hitler and Stalin and George Bush, by the way, who is a Satan worshipper, like we don't know that.

The Colorado River did not form the Grand Canyon. The Grand Canyon was formed as the flood went down.

What difference does it make?

Maybe the purpose of the space program [NASA] is to prepare the world for Big Brother - the New World Order.

They banned DDT, not because it was necessarily bad, but because it was a great way to help the population control.

Dating a man is like flying a kite. You only need to know when to wind up the string or let it out.

From lightest words sometimes the direst quarrel springs.

My greatest hope is that we transcend the most fearful thing, which is that we are rapidly degrading the ecological systems on this planet that support everything we are doing and all life on it.

I have no expectations. None at all.

Travelling's not something you're good at. It's something you do. Like breathing. You can't work too much at it, or it feels like work. You have to surrender yourself to the chaos. To the accidents.

For future reference, Harry, it is raspberry...although of course, if I were a Death Eater, I would have been sure to research my own jam preferences before impersonating myself.

We ought to be as earnest and frequent in our prayers of thanksgiving when the cupboard is full as we would be in our prayers of supplication if the cupboards were bare.

I think pimp, therefore i am.

Respect gods before demigods, heroes before men, and first among men your parents; but respect yourself most of all.

I like to sneak a game or two of 'Madden' somewhere in between studying and sleeping; it helps me unwind and get my mind off football for a little bit.