American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains.

I never had the high-paying job or the company car. It took me over a decade to pay off my student loans. I never had to worry about where to dock my yacht to reduce my taxes.

Where in the Constitution is the separation of church and state?

You know what, evolution is a myth. ... Why aren't monkeys still evolving into humans?

The conservative movement was told to curl up in a fetal position and just stay there for the next eight years, thank you very much. Well, how things have changed.

We had the 60s sexual revolution, and now people are dying of AIDS.

Americans want our leaders to defend our values, our culture our legacy of liberty and our way of life, not apologize...

And I'm asking for your support because I want to defend America, as I've said before, from becoming a socialist nation

Psychics put people in spiritual harm, the same way pimps put people in physical harm.

People are created in God's image. Homosexuality is an identity adopted through societal factors. It's an identity disorder.

I’m not being weird, you’re being a little rude. Don’t you think as a host, when I say ‘this is what I want to talk about’ that’s what we should address?

I will not cease to walk in the direction towards my purpose, even if it means constantly walking on a bumpy road.

When faced with a problem, don't keep on discussing it. Go beyond the mental barrier to resolve it.

Setting that little girl loose in her society would be like putting a fox in with the chickens. (Violet Strange's detective boss.)

Nothing of worthy or weight can be achieved with half a mind with a faint heart and with a lame endeavor.

Comedy - particularly the frothy and frivolous - is notoriously neglected by festivals and awards. But it's bloody hard to get right.

God's loving discipline brings us face-to-face with our pride.

I am terrible at relationships.

Your wealth can be stolen, but the precious riches buried deep in your soul cannot.

Footnotes are the finer-suckered surfaces that allow testicular paragraphs to hold fast to the wider reality of the library.

A burglar who respects his art always takes his time before taking anything else.