American women think that clothes fit them if they can fit into them. But that's not at all what fit means.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

A journey through nature is always a road to leads to self-discovery.

The only thing what happens in the Houses of Parliament is the debate about foxes, badgers and moles

Never have a friend that's poorer than yourself.

I only hope that He will let me preach to those who have never heard that name Jesus. What else is worthwhile in this life? I have heard of nothing better. 'Lord, send me!'

My father really taught me that you really develop the habit of writing and you sit down at the same time every day, you don't wait for inspiration.

Poets lose half the praise they should have got, Could it be known what they discreetly blot.

I would like the world to remember me as the guy who really enjoyed playing games and sharing his knowledge and his fun pastimes with everybody else.

Words can be used for venal purposes. Words are incredible sources of propaganda and can cause terrible havoc.

There can always be new beginnings... even for people like us.

I think abortion is murder.