Americans are just beginning to regard food the way the French always have. Dinner is not what you do in the evening before something else. Dinner is the evening.

The best things in life aren't things.

People who live in glass houses have to wash their windows all the time.

There isn't a child who hasn't gone out into the brave new world who eventually doesn't return to the old homestead carrying a bundle of dirty clothes.

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that in the United States more Americans are killed in automobile accidents than are killed by buffalo.

You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.

If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it.

The things that matter most are not things.

This is not an easy time for humorists because the government is far funnier than we are.

I worship the quicksand he [Richard Nixon] walks in.

If anyone on the verge of action should judge himself according to the outcome, he would never begin.

This woman is a virus and she’s eating me alive.

What is design? It's where you stand with a foot in two worlds - the world of technology and the world of people and human purposes - and you try to bring the two together.

Standardized personalization=universal right to meaningful learning. Personalized standardization=flexible access to mandated learning.

I mean, a lot of the times I think I'm seen as a bad girl, and I think that's because I'm so open.

But when alcohol comes in, start running. Because there's a demon there, and it goes back to her childhood.

I liked the scenes with the baby, but the baby steals all the scenes that you're in. So that would get old after a while, because the baby is too perfect. I liked being high on ecstasy.

It did suffer and it became very weak, while the reporters from Iraqi radio and television stations were more active and had more accurate information.

Once you lose somebody so close to you, you become very overprotective.

Necessity knows no law except to conquer.