Americans are so emotionally fragile that soon we will have to be carried around in plastic bubbles and fed with an eye-dropper.

A home without a grandmother is like an egg without salt.

If you ever meet someone who cannot understand why solitary confinement is considered punishment, you have met a misanthrope.

I simply like guns because you can't shoot people without them.

I wasn't used to children and they were getting on my nerves. Worse, it appeared that I was a child, too. I hadn't known that before; I thought I was just short.

Writers who have nothing to say always strain for metaphors to say it in.

If we define a misanthrope as 'someone who does not suffer fools and likes to see fools suffer,' we have described a person with something to look forward to.

The more immoral we become in big ways, the more puritanical we become in little ways.

God may have loved the common people, but a trip to any shopping mall suggests that He made far too many of them.

Golf is an exercise in Scottish pointlessness for people who are no longer able to throw telephone poles at each other.

Democracy is the fig leaf of elitism.

Like all harsh, cold men, he was easily tipped over into sentiment.

I believe a leader is inspired by his/her team to lead them.

They are but beggars that can count their worth

I have two rules. One is, never trust a man who smokes a pipe. The other is, never trust a man with shiny shoes.

Mann There are two kinds of people: those who GIVE energy and those who DRAIN energy.

“I often think,” said she, “that there is nothing so bad as parting with one's friends. One seems so forlorn without them.”

Truth and nonviolence are perhaps the activest forces you have in the world.

You're a sovereign as a citizen. If you're not involved in your government, you're not doing your job. In the long run that's very bad for the Republic.

Self-discipline is doing what you know you should do when you don't want to do it.

Simple, consistent good habits lead to a life full of bountiful blessings.