Americans want our leaders to defend our values, our culture our legacy of liberty and our way of life, not apologize...

I never had the high-paying job or the company car. It took me over a decade to pay off my student loans. I never had to worry about where to dock my yacht to reduce my taxes.

American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains.

Where in the Constitution is the separation of church and state?

You know what, evolution is a myth. ... Why aren't monkeys still evolving into humans?

The conservative movement was told to curl up in a fetal position and just stay there for the next eight years, thank you very much. Well, how things have changed.

We had the 60s sexual revolution, and now people are dying of AIDS.

And I'm asking for your support because I want to defend America, as I've said before, from becoming a socialist nation

Psychics put people in spiritual harm, the same way pimps put people in physical harm.

People are created in God's image. Homosexuality is an identity adopted through societal factors. It's an identity disorder.

I’m not being weird, you’re being a little rude. Don’t you think as a host, when I say ‘this is what I want to talk about’ that’s what we should address?

Learn to ... be what you are and learn to resign with a good grace all that you are not.

That's where humour lives for me. In the body. The Steve Martin kind of stuff or Jim Carrey, that's what I like. I've always felt that's what I would like to do.

You cant get more for less. You get what you pay for.

I think I've always been interested in playing people who are judged very harshly.

We live in an ironic society where even play is turned into work. But the highest existence is not work; the highest level of existence is play.

It's easier to be terrified by an enemy you admire.

When I see an Alfa Romeo go by, I tip my hat.

In the stillness of the mind I saw myself as I am - unbound.

The sexual revolution produced cultural convulsions that were unparalleled in the 20th century.

As far as I'm concerned, there is no line between high art and pop art, and there should be no line.