Americans will finally wake up in a country where the laws of the United States are enforced!

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

It’s cool when fashion recycles itself, it’s not cool when sustainable living does because it means there was (and is as I write) a period of absolute and possibly irreversible destruction.

I think the world is often like that.” “Like what?” “Comic, but only at the right distance.

Always walk away from a fight. Then ambush.

Every time you give your word, you’re putting your honor on the line.

As you pass through this life, have you done all that you really wish to for others?

Jazz is one of the best things that you can find in your life, it can always be your friend.

Don’t think about it. Do it. Don’t talk about it. Do it.

I've always thought of my own mind as an unruly parliament, with a feeble leader, with crazy extremist factions.

All our experiences have led us to believe certain things about ourselves. Whether these beliefs are true or not really doesn't matter because if we accept them as true, then they are true for us.

i'm okay.. is that what you really want me to say?