Among my friends, I'm not a little Boy Scout, and they love my humor, thank God.

Italians are fantastic people, really. They can work you over in an alley while singing an opera.

No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you.

I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.

When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.

When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.

Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?

I always rib people, but nobody ever gives me a hard time. I don't know why. Maybe they're afraid of what I might say. There's probably a lesson in that somewhere, but I don't know what it is.

Yeah, I make fun of blacks, and why not? I'm not a black.

I used to play golf. I wanted to be a better player, but after a while I realized I'd always stink. And that's when I really started to enjoy the game.

Some people say funny things - but I say things funny.

Monsters are real and ghosts are real too they live inside us and sometimes they win.

Peace is a way of constructively handling natural conflict.

I can well conceive a man without hands, feet, head. But I cannot conceive man without thought; he would be a stone or a brute.

You can't say I'm going to become a painter in the same way you say I'm going to become a dentist. Or maybe you can nowadays. But it's an endeavor.

I am passionately opposed to the death penalty for anyone . . . I think, myself, that it is an obscenity . . .

Everybody can draw, in my estimation. If you give a man 50 years, he'll come up with the Mona Lisa.

There is a need for more effective dialogue... between the government and the international community.

Anytime I am around a male body part it is kind of exiting.

Primates need good nutrition, to begin with. Not only fruits and plants, but insects as well.

There is nothing more wonderful than being remembered for a perfume.