Amy, since when do you have a boyfriend?

Ask yourself: 'Do I feel the need to laminate?' Then teaching is for you.

When we lock things away," he said with conviction, "we're really imprisoning ourselves.

The dog always dies. Go to the library and pick out a book with an award sticker and a dog on the cover. Trust me, that dog is going down.

If it isn't on YouTube, it might as well have never happened.

Ask me. I'm a cow expert.

In our family, you don't get a childhood. We're too busy trying to dominate the world.

The thing about a cavity search is this: it has nothing to do with the dentist.

What did Romeo and Juliet do?” They died,” I remind her gently. “Some mix-up with the poison-

Don't think of it as losing a boyfriend. Think of it as gaining a stalker." -Dan Cahill

I hate France. It's like the whole country's on a diet

When we spend money we lose them forever, when we give them away, we will have them forever.

Plays are always about intense relationships, whether they're intense love relationships or family relationships or existential relationships.

We sing for these kids who don't have a thing.

I don't care what the critics say. My fabulous mom will give me a good review if nobody else does.

I hope they bury me near a strait man

In time of prosperity friends will be plenty; In time of adversity not one in twenty.

The later rain,--it falls in anxious haste Upon the sun-dried fields and branches bare, Loosening with searching drops the rigid waste, As if it would each root's lost strength repair.

What rivalry? I win all the matches.

The thoughtful believer recalls God's faithfulness in the past when confronted by any new threat. Part of spiritual maturity is strong sense of one's own history.

The emphasis should be on why we do a job.