An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable.

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds, cannot change anything.

Two things define you: Your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything.

Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

Write your Sad times in Sand, Write your Good times in Stone.

Islam is the best religion and Muslims are the worst followers

Character. Intelligence. Strength. Style. That makes beauty.

CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work.BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you’re buying so many vampire novels?CUSTOMER (seriously): You can never be too prepared.

Things which any idiot could write usually have the quality of having been written by an idiot.

I hardly wear any makeup.

Here's the secret to weight loss: It's all about crowding out, not cutting out.

I don't want no lies, I don't watch TV. I don't waste my time, won't read a magazine.

Blind adoration, in the age of action, is perfectly valueless, is often embarrassing and, equally, often painful.

My parents didn't raise me to be a professional player. They raised me to be a good person.

...I feel as though I made a face and the wind changed, and now I have to go through life grimacing in this horrible way.

People thought they could explain and conquer nature-yet the outcome is that they destroyed it and disinherited themselves from it.