An adult western is where the hero still kisses his horse at the end, only now he worries about it.

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.

Laughter is an instant vacation.

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.

The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired.

Laughter is the best medicine in the world.

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

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You put your soul into those paintings, and nothing in this world is more beautiful to me than that soul of yours.

People's hearts are like wild animals. They attach their selves to those that love and train them.

I'm a huge fan of Big L. He is my favorite rapper.

The greatest threat to the state is not faction but distraction

You don't really have to dress a ton of actors. You don't really have to spend a bunch of money lining up extras to look the time period.

What you do for yourself is fleeting and dies with you. What you do for others has unending benefit and is eternal.

I haven’t even really tried to win you over, Roza. When I want to, I can be very persuasive.

Every so often you have to increase your profile so you can let it lower again, like a balloon.

We all nurture impulses which promise freedom from the demands of others, even if that freedom means death.