An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.

Television is a triumph of equipment over people, and the minds that control it are so small that you could put them in a gnat's navel with room left over for two caraway seeds and an agent's heart.

The Game gives you a Purpose. The Real Game is, to Find a Purpose.

When in crises situation, never mourn along with the crises, rather speak to the crises saying, "Crises what opportunities are you hiding for me.

Sequential programming is really hard, and parallel programming is a step beyond that.

One of the great breakthroughs of evolution theory is that you start with simple things and they will grow into complexity.

I don't want to be on the bandwagon of dogging any president or anybody in positions where they have all these different constituencies.

In a political fight, when you've got nothing in favour of your side, start a row in the opposition camp.

We need to stop spending money on those weapons systems that do not advance national security.

The solid waste is returned to Earth with the shuttle. If we [astronauts] ever dump solid waste overboard, it's going to give new meaning to wishing upon a falling star.

I think that is the secret of great acting. You have to bring your imagination to the party. You've got to have a great imagination.

Definitely giving it my heart and soul from my life as I see it. That whole album [My Brother] is like that, that's how I feel.