An animal has to suffer for us old-school Latinos to get what we want.

I didn't come from a background where I saw a lot of loving couples. All my aunts and uncles were either split up or fighting all the time. The only healthy relationships I saw were on TV.

When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself.

It's not even about black and white anymore, because so many people are from mixed backgrounds and mixed ethnicities, and it's just a great time to be able to pull all that together.

No particular race is the enemy. Ignorance is the enemy.

When I was 10 there wasnt trampolines and cartoon charaters, I never went to Chuck E Cheese! My mom said 'You wanna see a mouse pull the refrigerator Out!'

Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.

We're Mexi-cans not Mexi-can'ts.

It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.

I'm a big fan of reality shows. I thought the first one, Dukes of Hazzard, captured white people perfectly.

Y'know, if those pews reclined, and the priests gave the Raiders scores I'd go to church every Sunday.

We loved with a love that was more than love.

There are generally three parties to child abuse: the abused, the abuser and the bystander.

Boredom is rage spread thin.

If I can break one out of every three return games, I'm going to give myself a shot in a lot of matches.

Those who would repeat the past must control the teaching of history.

Some creatures are made to see in the dark.

My Maserati does 185, I lost my license, now I don't drive.

I've been homesick for countries I've never been, and longed to be where I couldn't be.

A sincere soul is not trying to make a show. His enthusiasm is an act of service.

Laughter is more serious than tears.