An antisemite is a person who hates Jews more than is absolutely necessary.

Ask not for a lighter load but for broader shoulders

What you don't see with your eyes don't invent with your tongue.

Worries go down better with soup than without.

When you have no choice mobilize the spirit of courage.

Make sure to send a lazy man for the Angel of Death.

The innkeeper loves the drunkard but not for a son-in-law.

The poor schlemiel is a man who falls on his back and breaks his nose.

Good men need no recommendation and bad men it wouldn't help.

The hardest work is to go idle.

Truth is the safest lie.

I'd far rather be happy than right any day.

Education truly can change a person’s story, it gave me everything. Whatever happens, get an #‎ education .

Women who can, do. Those who can't become feminists.

For whatever reason somebody can be convinced to buy a PC, it opens up a whole new market for all of us in the software business.

Bob Arum and Don King can do their thing but if I fought for those guys and they put the money up like they are supposed to then I don't have a problem.

I am not by any stretch of the imagination a tidy person, and the piles of unread books on the coffee table and by my bed have a plaintive, pleading quality to me - 'Read me, please!'

The operation of consciousness has created the 'apparition' called 'me'.

I'd like to live like a poor man with a lot of money.

The truly great person is the one who gives you a chance.

Your gratitude attitude determines your life altitude.