An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard one side of the case. God has written all the books.

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.

Human life is as evanescent as the morning dew or a flash of lightning.

If I die prematurely at any rate I shall be saved from being bored to death by my own success.

Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.

Creativity is so delicate a flower that praise tends to make it bloom, while discouragement often nips it in the bud.

Don't learn to do, but learn in doing.

Fear is static that prevents me from hearing myself.

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.

People care more about being thought to have taste than about being thought either good, clever or amiable.

Let us be grateful to the mirror for revealing to us our appearance only.

Being angry, resentful, or saddened by rejection can suck the sweetness out of acceptance.

Uh, yeah, this is the VD clinic calling. Speaking of being positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love.

I ate a big steak in 1988 and never felt worse. That was it, boom, over. Never again.

Nothing is more annoying than a low man raised to a high position.

For years the league has thought I've been on drugs. I would have burned out a long time ago if that was true.

Critics are eunuchs at a gang bang.

You can't live in a dialect without tremendous work. Like any muscle, accents and voices and languages are all formed out of the muscles that we have in our mouths and faces and tongues.

Screening out peer pressure and conventional wisdom. It is so powerful, that most of us aren't even aware of how much it is influencing our decisions.

Be in love with your heart-life. There, only there, Is the flood of happiness.

I am so scared of the sea, so what did I do? Learned to scuba in the Great Barrier Reef.