An apple a day feeds the tapeworm to stay.

If the mind fits, shrink it.

I hate feeling hate but feeling nothing feels worse.

Life is short unless agony is long.

If you only go around once in life, then why has that one gone around more than once?

There is a meaning of life but I've been sworn to secrecy.

Ultimate meaning is meaningless. Meaning meaning means everything else.

I learned to smile, avoiding happiness advice.

I've been coerced into free will.

I forgot what I was going to think.

I love objectivity when mine.

The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.

Futurology always ends up telling you more about your own time than about the future.

Hayworth's marriage made her a princess, but her feet made her a queen.

Happy Graduation, " he said."Now go get her.

By giving the leadership to the private sector in a capitalistic society, we're going to measure the value of art by how many products we can sell.

Welcome to a life of insecurity and paralyzing self-doubt.

There's some of Romeo's romance in me... I romanticise a lot of things in my mind.

Muddy water will become clear if allowed to stand undisturbed, and so too will the mind become clear if it is allowed to be still.

Gold has at all times been considered the best of testimonies of good faith.

It is hard to apply oneself to study when there is no money to pay for food and lodging. I almost never explain these things when folks are asking me why I don't do this or that.