An apple a day, if well aimed, keeps the doctor away.

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature.

It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine.

I always advise people never to give advice.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror.

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.

As we grow older and realize more clearly the limitations of human happiness, we come to see that the only real and abiding pleasure in life is to give pleasure to other people.

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

Everything is energy. You are an energy magnet, so you electrically energize everything to you and electrically energize yourself to everything you want

There is no reason to meet you ! I remain in state of Bliss !

Such is the inconsistency of real love, that it is always awake to suspicion, however unreasonable; always requiring new assurances from the object of its interest.

I can't think of a single downside to motherhood now.

Every day you miss playing or practicing is one day longer it takes to be good.

She says I know you changed, I never see you cause you always busy doing thangs

I wanted to make experimental music out of pop.

To Thetis, Long overdue, I know, but every often the things we most desire come only after much patience and struggle. That is a human truth, I think. Even Peleus knew that. -Seth

This youthful heart can love you and give you what you need, but I'm too old to go chasing you around wasting my precious energy.

For a small island, the place is remarkably diverse. Writers tend to see things from their own points of view, looking in one direction very much.