An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take offense, no matter what happens.

We call ourselves a free nation, and yet we let ourselves be told what cabs we can and can't take by a man at a hotel door, simply because he has a drum major's uniform on.

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

The free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.

You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it.

Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed be doing at that moment.

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.

There is no such place as Budapest. Perhaps you are thinking of Bucharest, and there is no such place as Bucharest, either.

Maintainig a positive attitude is essential, especially in trying times

Banks frown when employees torch the home of their principal account holder.

The liberator who destroys my property is fighting to save my spirit. The teacher who clears all possessions from my path will set me free.

You know, kids come to see me in the same way that their parents would go to see a rock concert.

What it boils down to is that parenting a child with autism is a difficult job; writing about it is far easier.

People have learned to escape Reality very well but too often lose their way back.

It took me a long time to reach the decision to retire, actually, from the Art Ensemble.

Solitude is unquenched ego.

My mother used to say, "When you can learn to laugh at yourself, a lot of healing comes from that."

If your heart is dead, know that the One who can give life to the dead body, can give life to your dead heart.