An artist's job is to make new clichés.

The sound a box of Lego makes is the noise of a child's mind working, looking for the right piece. Shake it, and it's almost creativity in aural form.

Seeds, not doubting their potential, rise and become forests.

Don't just get what you need

For all sad words of tongue and pen, The saddest are these, 'It might have been'.

I'm not very big on politics. I'm a comedian and not that smart. I don't have the mind capacity for it.

The kingdom of God is the true ecology of the human soul.

Shun an inquisitive man, he is invariably a tell-tale.

On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man.

The long term versus the short term argument is one used by losers.

I'm pretty hard on myself in general.