An attitude will give you heft.

A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.

The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh.

Inviting people to laugh with you while you are laughing at yourself is a good thing to do. You may be a fool but you're the fool in charge.

I am an atheist. I have a very different take on who God is. Man invented God because he needed him. God is us.

Give yourself an impossible task and solve it - then you've got a really good story.

A fellow who has a funny bone can learn to hone his skills, but I don't think you can develop a funny bone - you either have it or you don't. And by the way - when you get it, we don't know it.

Lust is easy. Love is hard. Life is most important.

Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half a sorrow. ~Swedish Proverb Lust is easy. Love is hard. Like is most important.

Id like to acknowledge three people who early on knew Mel Brooks was one of the funniest people in the world: Sid Caesar, me, and Mel Brooks.

Comedians are really writers who don't have pens and pencils about them, but they riff.

The Prime Minister gazed hopelessly at the pair of them for a moment, then the words he had fought to suppress all evening burst from him at

There's still nearly the same amount of slavery, if not more, in the world today, as there was at the height of the slave trade.

Just looking into something kind of analytically can give a lot of ideas.

I'm not afraid of death but I am afraid of dying.

At the beginning of a meditation session your thoughts will be relatively earthbound. You will think about yourself, your world, problems, difficulties and anxieties.

We have enough women of fame and fortune; we need more women of faith.

When I'm angry I'm an incredibly tough person, because I don't get angry easily.

Just where death is expecting you is something we cannot know; so, for your part, expect him everywhere.

Politics enter dangerous ground, when people proclaim there are simple answers for our complex world.

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it.