An awful lot of female celebrities are very beautiful whereas a lot of male celebrities are not so hot.

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we're desperate not to have on the show.

I always say I'd rather be miserable by myself than unhappy in a relationship.

I don't think I've got bad taste. I've got no taste.

I am really bad at actually interviewing people.

In my experience the difference between a straight and a bisexual is about four pints

I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin' Alive.

A comedian's a comedian. They're a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that's why I like them.

The BBC is a victim of its own independence.

I have nothing to say about my childhood. It was a perfectly pleasant upbringing - it's not like it was unhappy or anything.

We're not making mistakes. We're making experiences.

A contentious, belligerent Christian isn’t living according to the Spirit but according to the flesh. When we stubbornly insist on our own way and are insensitive to others, peace is not our goal.

If the dream is a translation of waking life, waking life is also a translation of the dream.

The Master said, “The gentleman does not serve as a vessel.”(Analects 2.12)

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap.

There is nothing as boring as the truth.

The job of the writer is to look at where he is now and make some sort of emotional sense of it, not only for that moment but for years to come.

In New York, it's a little bit more formal, a little bit more decorated, and there's a real appreciation for traditional style. Out here, it's casual, fresh, new, and almost humble.

Just as the habit does not make the monk, the sceptre does not make the king.

I grew up Catholic. I'm not religious now but I would say that I'm a very spiritual person and you're always in search of answers.