An economist is someone who knows all the answers to last years' questions.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Stay is a charming word in a friend's vocabulary.

Separate yourself from the lies and illusions which are not you.

We're not going to baby sit a civil war.

When I was three, I wanted to be four. When I was four, I wanted to be prime minister.

I've always been reasonably fatalistic.

I'm just very careful with my words when I write. Obsessively careful. I'm the sort of person who worries about the difference between "slim" and "slender."

For whatever reason, people, including very well-educated people or people otherwise interested in reading, do not read poetry

Thank you everyone for your kind words, support and prayers!! I'm hurting right now but it's great to know good people have my back!!

It seems whenever we have a little adversity, the emotions drop. We've fallen out of the race, and it kind of takes the wind out of your sails.

Let fancy still in my sense in Lethe steep; If it be thus to dream, still let me sleep!