An education without a Bible education is no education.

Whoever called snooker "chess with balls" was rude, but right.

Snooker is just chess with balls.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

The British secret service was staffed at one point almost entirely by alcoholic homosexuals working for the KGB

A sceptic finds Dallas absurd. A cynic thinks the public doesn't

It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.

A life without fame can be a good life, but fame without a life is no life at all.

Fiction is life with the dull bits left out.

Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.

They had a... dog called Bluey. A know psychopath, Bluey would attack himself if nothing else was available.

My country is the world, and my religion is to do good.

Time really is one big continuous cloth, no? We habitually cut out pieces of time to fit us, so we tend to fool ourselves into thinking that time is our size, but it really goes on and on.

I've been dating since I was 15 years old, and I just don't seem to do it well.

Play every day. I don't know. I'm not sure what kind of advice I would give. You just have to do it every second that you can.

Montesquieu had the style of a genius; Buffon, the genius of style.

While I didn't have everything that I wanted, I was still a happy kid.

The sign says do not enter, no trespassing allowed. With visions of redemption I walk against the crowd.

You can see it right away when a person is dressing outside of who she is.

There is a lot of snobbery towards pop music, to me and pop in general - it's kind of a despised art form.

There is this sense of time when you're traveling, that the time is not how you know it, but how a country knows it.