An egotist is a person of low taste - more interested in himself than in me.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

She'd decided long ago that life was a long journey. She would be strong and she would be weak, and both would be okay.

Censorship reflects a society's lack of confidence in itself.

All these years, I found that being a good wife for Jeb is my most important role, no doubt.

No nation respects a beggar.

Sexy means loving someone you donot know.

Sometimes a deal with the devil is better than no deal at all.

Clapping my hands with the echoes the summer moon begins to dawn.

Be willing to let go of who you are, to become who you might be

The key to enjoying the moment is to always carry a list of "Things I Gotta Do That Can Wait.

Even if you are loaded down with guilt about everything you did in the past, you still are experiencing the guilt in the moment.