An empty bus hurtles through the starry nightPerhaps the driver is singingand happy because he sings.

Even bad books are books and therefore sacred.

Translation is that which transforms everything so that nothing changes.

You are vain and wicked- as a genius should be.

Gregor was a real drinker..he didn't drink because he was sad..(or) cheerful. He drank because he was a thorough man, who like to get to the bottom of things, of bottles as well as everything else.

They swore by concrete. They built for eternity.

When the young womanleans over the sky, about to water the flowers as well as the weeds, her white front splits openuntil her milk runs.

...my pride in Joachim Mahlke was as sweet as chocolate creams.

Ignore the misery. Custom invites you to ignore the misery."SHOW YOUR TONGUE

Stuffed cats are able to creep more convincingly than live ones.

Would you give up your vengeance against someone you hate if it meant saving someone you love? Would you want your dreams to come true if it meant granting your enemy's dying wish?

The reality and the deception are the ‘perceptions’ as of colors- say of black and white in this multicolored world.

Peaceful mind is Masterpiece.

It's not the money. It's not the fame. It's the influence.

Sharing music is not a crime. It shouldn't be. There should be a deeper meaning to making music than just selling downloads.

For some reason, the evolutionists have not come up with an evolution-based explanation for why human beings react so powerfully to music. But surely they will.

The only thing high-definition television will do is provide sharper images of the garbage.

When he moves, a streetlight stabs him, and the words flow out like blood.

Why does baloney avoid the grinder?

I try to write three jokes every day. I don't sit down and write them, it's just things that pop into my head. Then I'll go watch it fail onstage that night.