An ex-wife is a woman with a crick in the neck from looking back over her shoulder at her matrimony.

Being civilized means that one keeps one's words unrelated to one's thoughts, when necessary.

The only problem is whether one adds life to one's years or years to one's life.

Marriage is like war - an experience that no adventurous man would evade, and no sensible man repeat.

Coolidge is the best living demonstration that, if you keep silent long enough, something fortunate may happen to you.

Rough palms cradled my face while my fingers gripped the pillow on either side of his. Lips, teeth, tongue, mingled together. I ate him up and didn’t let go until I had to come up for air.

A human being in this aged nation of ours is a very wonderful hole, the slow creation of long interchanging influences; and charm is a result of two such wholes, the one loving and the one loved.

A pessimist is one who makes difficulties of his opportunities and an optimist is one who makes opportunities of his difficulties.

Wherever it is resisted, slaver dies away and freedom grows.

You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress.

We'll stay warm tonight even if we have to sit by each other and snuggle.

With empathy we don't direct, we follow. Don't just do something, be there.

I look as young as a person can look given how old I am.

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Poetry has never brought me in enough money to buy shoestrings.