An excellent man; he has no enemies; and none of his friends like him.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

We all have a past that may be worthy of some criticism".~R. Alan Woods [2012]

The positive aspect of my negative view is essentially that you shouldn't own cash and government bonds, but you should be in assets like real estate or equities or precious metals or in commodities.

A bargain is something you have to find a use for once you have bought it.

I think it's sexy when someone makes a statement that says, 'This is who I am. This is what I think is sexy.'

Putting up with the fear of being with the wrong person because you can't deal with the fear of being alone.

A life spent shaping a world I want Jackson to inherit, not one I fear Jackson shall inherit, this strikes me as a life worth the living.

Normally when people resign they will organise their champagne farewell parties... and then they resurface somewhere.

If you want to succeed at any job, make yourself invaluable. Go the extra mile; make them never be able to imagine what life without you there would be like.

The price you pay to win is nothing once you've made it!

You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.