An exhaustive study of police records shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.

While you're worrying about becoming famous, there is someone out there putting in work and not wasting a second of their time. Which person will you be?

the demons that make a person afraid are the hardest to cast out.

In business, it is better to be consistently bad than inconsistent.

The overarching practice of letting go is also one of gaining resilience and insight.

Louis Pasteur said, 'Chance favors the prepared mind.' If you're really engaged in the writing, you'll work yourself out of whatever jam you find yourself in.

My apartment is the equivalent of one room in my Toronto home. Now I understand why New Yorkers are on the streets at all hours. People don't want to stay inside for fear they'll go crazy.

I've been songwriting for a long time, usually while on the road, as a way to get my feelings out.

Where there is injury let me sow pardon.

We should not have the U.S. government buying stock in American industries - the financial industry or any other industry.

It has always been Oscar Peterson. He is my Rachmaninoff.