An expert is an ordinary fella away from home.

You fail all the time, but you aren't a failure until you start blaming someone else.

Respect all. Fear none.

Nothing. And, I don't start before noon.

Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye.

When it's first and a mile, I won't give it to him.

Winning is only half of it. Having fun is the other half.

How do you win? By getting average players to play good and good players to play great. That's how you win.

Yep. And I noticed how slowly he went down each time, too.

There's two kinds of coaches, them that's fired and them that's gonna be fired.

Yeah, that test says he's dumb as a fence post, but when he hits he looks like Einstein to me.

Help does not come from anywhere outside - it comes only from within ourselves.

Bushwhacked, I examine my hands. Same hands. Rings still there but no longer valid.

Einstein was wrong! I"M the speed of like CRACKING through shivery rainbows and GOD the sky whirls and withers like a melting RAINBOW!

The most important message of a crucifix, to me anyway, was how unspeakably cruel supposedly sane human beings can be when under orders from a superior authority.

Every new truth has its birth-place in a manger, lives thirty years, is crucified, and then deified.

How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand

Every man is an impossibility until he is born.

A remarkable documentary that's also one of the most beautiful nature films I've seen.

So… um… what’s the, er, date? You know, the due date for the little monster.

I very rarely watch my own fashion shows, but the makeup for my Fall 2011 show was just brilliant.