An honest man, that is not quite sober, has nothing to fear.

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship.

What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to be sure; but scattered along life's pathway, the good they do is inconceivable.

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs.

If you wish to succeed in life, make perseverance your bosom friend, experience your wise counselor, caution your elder brother, and hope your guardian genius.

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body.

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for.

Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.

No one is more cherished in this world than someone who lightens the burden of another. Thank you.

The voice of reason is more to be regarded than the bent of any present inclination; since inclination will at length come over to reason, though we can never force reason to comply with inclination.

Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking everything praiseworthy in human life.

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.

Slavery was never abolished.It was just renamed.

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking.

Ignorance is sacred and im an atheist.

Between video games and texting, how do our youth find the time to know everything?

The reasons that drive me to write are many and the most important are the most secret, I think. Perhaps most of all this: to put something out of death's reach.

Does Michael Cole deserve to take Jim Ross' place as a commentator?

The chances you take… the people you meet… the people you love...the faith that you have - that’s what’s going to define your life.

America has been another name for opportunity.

And I don't like doing silly things (except on purpose).