An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Even the most respectable woman has a complete set of clothes in her wardrobe ready for a possible abduction.

Two things make the women unforgettable, their tears and their perfume

A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.

I am in favor of preserving the French habit of kissing the hands of ladies. After all one must start somewhere.

Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.

Being a Parisian is not about being born in Paris, it is about being reborn there.

You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.

I would gladly admit women are superior to men if only they would stop trying to be the same as us.

The secret of a good marriage is forgiving your partner for marrying you in the first place.

She had the most beautiful awkwardness

I'd like to classify my life as a romantic comedy. Unfortunately I feel it's probably more like a TV reality show.

What happens to Black Folks today, happens to White Folks tomorrow.

I think great filmmakers will always talk in terms of storytelling. These guys were always about the story. That is how I love to talk about a film.

I don't ever remember being able to debate with my parents. Even though I thought of myself as a very bright kid, I couldn't be vocal in that way.

A lot of boxers' features change - mainly when I fight 'em

When opponents keep harping on one point, it is a sure sign of success!

Ones real life is often the life that one does not lead.

I love playing characters that are bigger than life and maybe have a darker side that they present to the world. Those are good characters.

When you wanna rock hard, children, lean on F#.