An improper mind is a perpetual feast.

The test of enjoyment is the remembrance which it leaves behind.

There are two things to aim at in life: first, to get what you want; and after that, to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind achieve the second.

When they come downstairs from their Ivory Towers, idealists are very apt to walk straight into the gutter.

Don't tell friends their social faults; they will cure the fault and never forgive you.

The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists the circulation of the blood.

Eat with the rich, but go to the play with the poor, who are capable of joy.

People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.

Happiness is a wine of the rarest vintage, and seems insipid to a vulgar taste.

What I like in a good author is not what he says but what he whispers.

Style is a magic wand, and turns everything to gold that it touches.

Avoid the use of abusive words when communication is in session

You have to work with what you are given, even in Shakespeare. we have our form and it is important that we free ourselves through it.

He was raised without a proper diagnosis.

People say friends don't destroy one another. What do they know about friends?

If you can make someone laugh who's dead set against you, that's the first step to winning them over to your side.

Love is either wholly folly, or fully holy.

I don't know why I still feel this pit in my stomach whenever I get a moment to think. I know what the pit is, too; I feel lonely. But I'm not alone, I keep telling myself.

If all our wishes were gratified, most of our pleasures would be destroyed.

One of the things I will talk about, that no president has talked about before, is I think the dangers of contraception in this country.

All right, everyone. Fess up. Who just shat in their pants? C’mon. Admit it. I know I did and I’m wolf enough to own it.” – Sasha