An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.

Television is a triumph of equipment over people, and the minds that control it are so small that you could put them in a gnat's navel with room left over for two caraway seeds and an agent's heart.

At little more than kin and less than kind.

Above all else , the devil can not stand to be mocked.

My goal was just to live a good life that I was happy with. And I wasn't exactly sure that that meant being the star of a movie.

Can anyone receive Jesus into his heart and not die?

Often the strongest evidence of my growth in grace is my growth in the knowledge of my need for grace.

I am a very bad scientist. I will do anything to make a human being feel better, even if it's unscientific. No scientist worthy of the name could say such a thing.

Everybody wants to write a hit song, but in Nashville people want to write the best song, which was my original intention as a singer/songwriter.

Of persons I will say this: it is difficult to tell when they are running aright but easy to see when something has gone awry.

YOU find some one parade all of a sudden some -ism- as new and revolutionary socialism, for example.

For me, it works to my advantage when people think I'm stupid. If somebody who disdains you or wants to control you underestimates you, you can play their game right back.