An integral part of any best friend's job is to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

This life is quite a rave- few heartaches, some long waits, altering faiths & breaking cliches!

You do not need to be perfect to be the best

I make a new discovery that totally blows

She laughs at everything you say. Why? Because she has fine teeth.

The largest ambition has the least appearance of ambition when it meets with an absolute impossibility in compassing its object.

It is not the responsibility of the enlightened teacher to bring the student to enlightenment. That may be true in the classroom, but in the world of enlightenment you have to find it, enter into it.

I sing a bit and play guitar.

I started out Ice skating with Holiday On Ice and just got offered the part of R2 by chance.

I'm well known because I do music at a professional level, and a certain magnitude.

Even if a story has nothing to do with my life, if I can recognise something of myself in the character and think, 'Oh yeah, that's what I'd do...' yeah, that's what I look for.