An intemperate patient makes a harsh doctor.

From the errors of others, a wise man corrects his own.

Pardon one offence, and you encourage the commission of many.

One ungrateful person does an injury to all needy people.

Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.

Would you have a great empire? Rule over yourself.

Tears gratify a savage nature, they do not melt it.

How unhappy is he who cannot forgive himself.

It matters not what you are thought to be, but what you are.

A tongue prone to slander is the proof of a depraved mind.

Never promise more than you can perform.

The journey to self discovery forges many paths, the footprints left behind are the memories of what was and the belief of what is.~bns

All ways will lead and take you there as long as you know where you want to go.

My dream pet? I like a couple of them, man: monkey, I love dogs. See, tigers, I don't know - I can't be playing with something like that. A monkey, I can handle it. A dog, yeah; I would get a monkey.

Congratulations. The fact that you're reading this means you've taken one giant step closer to surviving until your next birthday.

If words had flavors, hers would be bitter almonds and coffee grounds.

When the soul is starved for nourishment, it lets us know with feelings of emptiness, anxiety, or yearning

We are under [government's] control, and if people don't realize that, they haven't looked around. And if they're not paranoid, they haven't thought about it.

A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.

By all means listen to other people's advice, but when in doubt go with your gut instinct.